A fisherman discovered floating in a water hyacinth a scroll with the memory of a University extinct ( Creole satire where any resemblance to any reality next is pure and local recurrence) Since the end of military occupation in the region of the country Cromañón Curro and the gang, more precisely at the National University trout (UNT), the power and knowledge are inextricably amalgamated, and graduates who have been supporters of the political sect Montesca come and go as national and provincial government officials. But it is clear that this is only a small part of this macabre petty corruption which is necessary to unmask hypocrisy, since both Montesca faction of the region, as the Montagues and Capulets factions that may have been generated in other regions, have colonized all halts turning them into local universities, which operate as a haven for several disgraced politicians, stripping them of their autonomy and academic status of national institutions. There are now in the country's parliament and the gang Curro numerous projects to establish universities, one of them is the Cro-Magnon Southern University, evolving for this School of the University Manufacturing Rustic Trout. Arcadich Capi interviewed Senator, a native of Cro-Magnon, and author of the initiative, said on TV that never invite Montagues University trout, so we decided as a revenge have their own university to develop its intellectual vocation and teaching, both for himself and for the Capulet party. Political corruption With the fall of the dictatorship and the advent of democracy gubernatorial candidate was Aesculapius, a trephine of the Faculty of Euthanasia, Montesca descent. But losing the election, he was appointed auditor at the University. His immediate disciples and that they are his fellow supported him, and it was located as auditors in other faculties and departments of the Rector Two years later, after the intervention, the trephine Aesculapius was elected to lead, and stayed until in the fall of the Berlin Wall. But there in the university a foundation agreement by which the body should be on each shift, originating from each of the two geographical jurisdictions that Trout University is divided, the Trasplatina and Cisplatin. So a new shift was not possible, and is ranked as leading to a dull Montague is an option which is located in the interior impenetrable Trasplatino Cro-Magnon. Term ended four years later, the carousel turns Trout University Time Aesculapius, the old drills, accompanied by his disciples. The most perfect of them all, both professionally and politically, died in a non-publicized, so the candidate to succeed is a trephine Montesca affiliation molar, which has also been one of his disciples in the same specialty. Other experts are more faint-hearted or have many clients in their profession and maneuvering area reserved as the faculty itself. The molar trephine candidate Adolfo called "Hippocrates" Tower and Cisplatin belongs to the band Cro-Magnon. In the political context of Cisplatin, Tata Corleone, a Mafia political adventurer, began to make his party to move to the old thread factionalism to which he had belonged. Montagues and Capulets not have to do in this game, this time being waged only between the local parties, typical Cro-Magnon, though Corleone, Les Pirates pointers to their own movement. Hippocrates will then be in college for two periods, until the same year that broke the neoliberal papacy, which led to some protests Trasplatino side, which are silenced by reciprocity. Roofing your dolphin is a Montague, who appealed secondary academic secretary of the Val Calícrates. Calícrates unexpectedly lost the support of his chair, but the board of the Faculty of the jury reversed the result, and appointed professor. Trout At the University, in almost all its twelve faculties, and also in other universities in the country and the gang Curro, deans elected by electoral majorities had also been dean for the past dictatorships. Unprecedentedly, with those majorities were modified regulations for tenders, enabling them to boards of directors to challenge the results of the same, thus openly violating the independence of the court. In the time that the oral trephine rector officiating Hippocrates and fed the population of the outrages of Corleone, Cisplatin was operated, and that's coming from a metropolis learned the Auditor Amadeo and hundreds of his former county officials. It is said that this migration saved the university from which he hailed the Auditor own, because otherwise these people had been camping in it, with unpredictable consequences for science and Mediterranean culture. Apparently, Amadeo was the Auditor Montagues and Capulets convinced that they should coalesce if they wanted to be a government, and consequently put together a sort of conspiracy that won the elections before the outbreak of the Neoliberal Popery, being the majority in the government Montagues also occupy the governance itself. The Hippocrates dental trephine then stopped months before his term ended, to take over as Minister of Education, a position he obtained through the assistance from the INSUNNE fostered via the Foundation of the University trout. They are produced in various internships that time, and after them, Calícrates Roofing is elected president. His secretary is busy academic by Dioscorides, a bleeder, Faculty of euthanasia, provided the party Montague A little further, Hippocrates left the ministry, as the teachers who are highly unionized and have an unblemished corporate consciousness are harder to discipline than academics, and was as vice president of CONPRESI (National Commission on perks and sinecures), a national division responsible for the accreditation certificates and seminars, and where peace of the graveyard. Taking advantage of the new destination also brokered the evaluator by the Commission of National Council Thaumaturgy trickery and frisking (CONSUCA), where despite the efforts of Dr. Garrahan are still grown in great secrecy through a new crotoxin. Dioscorides, the bleeder of the Faculty of Euthanasia, which served as the academic secretary, took over as minister, and in turn was replaced in office by a colleague in the same specialty. A member of the Intervention, which is from the district learned of the Comptroller argues that all this circular order of succession, between dynastic and incestuous, had a monarchy since colonial origin and came from Salamanca where he had studied a certain Belgrano and was orchestrated as ruled Auditor Amadeo. Incidentally, the Auditor died of a heart attack because of the popular uprising which occurred Byzantium, the capital city of Curro and the gang. Five years later, Calícrates was reelected, but again occur traumatic stress, it is said that Hippocrates had been two periods now it also Calícrates other two shifts. Hippocrates makes surprise of Byzantium, and rumor has returned to assume the rectory. But it did not. Only took over as dean at the Faculty of their specialty in a somewhat virtual, since continued to gain and holds office in the CONPRESI. Meanwhile, in the faculty of the Legal Forum, Professor Ulpiano Barba had planned the kidnapping of the son of Minister of Government Eugenics Corleone, a fugitive since 1999 in a neighboring county for having lifted the box of money millionaire reserved. Now, because of their involvement in their disappearance Ulpiano purge their crimes in jail VIP. The very superior court of cisplatin in times ruled the country of the gang a sultan, should have been involved, because when the father of President of the Court murdered his lover in a downtown street, there was more than a arrested a few minutes. Although the College of Letters raised a great scandal, nothing happened. The Chancellor then turned to the form of euthanasia without thereby to interrupt the continuity of the lucrative business. Calícrates, the current President, former dean of Cal and Formwork, was succeeded in office by a builder Dean appealed Cyrenaica, former Mayor of Trasplatina during the dictatorship and therefore responsible for the slaughter of Margarita Belén. Under the cover of Cyrenaica operates the notorious Nestor, alias Apollodorus, Social Development Secretary Trasplatina. As Rector, Calícrates was elected by the grace of the lobby mounted by both the Director of National Fund for Housing Construction (FOPAR), enriched thanks to the simultaneous work of your yard of material, and the Secretary of Tourism Trasplatina that had been president of a student center, and the jefe de campaña del Gobernador de Trasplatina. Dentro de lo legal del último reglamento de concursos Calícrates pudo ganar el cargo de Profesor Titular recién en el Consejo Directivo de su Facultad, ya que la mayoría del Jurado señaló que el mérito correspondía a su oponente. Por tanto, digamos que el cargo que perdió en el concurso de oposición lo ganó en el Consejo Directivo por amplia mayoría, pues votó a su favor toda la secta estudiantil del Partido Montesco y los docentes de la última dictadura.
A su vez, Calícrates es secundado por un individuo apelado Tripa Golda, ex colaborador del Intendente de Cisplatina, quien maneja la caja y toma todas las decisiones desde una UETGDS (Unidad Ejecutiva Transfer and Management for Sustainable Development), including the administration of a Business Incubator Project. That fund raising is washed in a trout University Foundation, run by an individual known as Sergio Shylock, who has the same categorization dictates why teachers come to the incentives, and manages a Banelco regiments with which the academic customers and from which also seeks to manipulate the refectory. For those lucrative tasks in a university with its libraries, shops and pharmacies looted, set up a separate building, outside the headquarters of the Chancellor, in a charming villa located on the corner of Santa Restoration and Independence Day. The purpose of these shortcomings, the huge library of the historian Jose Luis Busaniche Santa Fe, thousands of volumes boxed, was to stop - the acquisition by the National Endowment for the Arts and Management Sosie Luis Dalmau Goyens - the basement of Rector Trout University, and during the military dictatorship was ominously low and lies given until today disappeared happened without any summary. Last year he had called new elections in the region. Dioscorides Education Minister, former academic secretary of the University, was presented as a candidate for Mayor, against Carmella, the wife of Tata Corleone (the political adventurer and mafia) because the Administration is the only stronghold left to him. A few days before the election, almost all of the Superior Council of Trout University published a declaration supporting the farrier Dioscorides as a candidate for Mayor, where he pondered his fitness, hard work and diligence with wildlife. Later that concluded a succulent Quartermaster negotiated with the lavish Casino, located in a densely populated neighborhood of Cisplatin. Economic corruption corruption in economic terms, should be investigated to the very faculty of Euthanasia, the main faculty of the University trout. Already the 80's Euthanasia oversupply of professionals created severe shortages of labor, and the academic secretary of the same, the infant Sacrificial Samuel Serapion, who was never Montesca descent, he realized that there was an untapped vein between thanatological unemployed to acquire additional title that would allow a better choice in the labor market, as may be cheaper and would not involve too much time to get it. Serapion then launched at the end of the 80 massive courses to train in Thaumaturgy. One class per month, for a fee of one hundred dollars per month, which provided after a couple of years a degree of caster. The other teachers whose firms were also in financial trouble follow that example, and by mid 90's, the Faculty of the University Euthanasia Trout leads the graduate degrees in the country of the gang and Curro, a score of racing specialist, with over a thousand thanatological. A lobotomista, Serapion partner, directs him only ten of these graduate Such economic boom, which has lasted a decade, as Dean catapulted to Serapion, in coalition with the Montagues teachers, but rather the partisan cult hegemonizes the faculty student , and which bears the banner shows a purple color. Four years later he was reelected, and these students do sprints purple, two of them in a few years are teachers, one accompanying Serapion as academic secretary. At that time, because of the catastrophic political metamorphosis occurred in the country of Curro, which strikingly coincided with the fall of the Berlin Wall, the Montagues teachers were losing political relevance. But taking advantage of the new era that opened, opening infinite, Serapion began to strain the planet signing agreements, mercantilism own apothecary, as practiced for some time a neighboring county of Capulet most recently culminating in a scandal of international borders. The rector Hippocrates Tower was invited to all these trips were paid with deductions from postgraduates. But poke CONPRESI, graduate programs were evaluated, and by not providing the Rector and the Dean of the problematic situation with the necessary considerations and reciprocity, none of them remained standing. Since then it became more graduate degrees, and now all diploma courses are not final. In the meantime began to appear private schools euthanasia, and euthanasia specialists concerned about the strong market demand pushed for the introduction of quotas. Serapion launched the idea in the form of a filter consisting of introductory material alchemy, and which by statute and other plants can not impose quotas. In this time was the only school in 500 miles around, a few thousand incoming students per year, and was appointed to fill that chair to a pathologist with credentials as a teacher of alchemy, which was said to have descended from a French scholar who cultivated the same discipline and that a ruler known as El Supremo had held these lands against their will. This opens a school that teaches to the entrance examination, and fried long been known to the pathologist in question is not descended from the French scholar and was king of clubs but it was the owner of the private school, so to avoid judicial process had to resign his professorship. He was replaced by Agramonte, the wife academic secretary of kids Sacrificial Serapion, until that time teaching assistant, since his college degree as a teacher of alchemy prevented it from playing a career in the existing chairs. Only let in one hundred students per year, so you have to endure protests, sit-ins, lawsuits, etc, but the measure still stands limitation. Coincidentally!, One of the new private universities of Byzantium, called STOP, with branches in cities blissful and happy and southern regions, whose owner is the grandson of the author of Patriotic Fraud, and membership in a hierarch of the Holy Office who was recently extradited decided to settle Santo Themistocles, a small town in the Cro-Magnon Cisplatina strip, with a faculty of Euthanasia. And that the School began to accept, with a relatively small share of those who had not managed to enter the University trout. Such private schools, which has graduated many students, is the only not yet accredited by the twenty CONPRESI that exist in the country at this time. In the village there are about thirty semi-specialists, ie less than the materials of the specialty curriculum. There appears from the CONPRESI resistance. This gives for thinking, for "Good Enough Themistocles currently has more students than the College official has the same five hundred teachers. The School of Scandal Finally, in 1998 the statute prevented the Serapion Dean exercised a third term. Montague was a teacher candidate, but did not accept the term or condition that can not move anyone in the deanery, as it was expected that the Sacrificial Serapion again to start the new millennium. There is a deep crisis, where even the sect was divided blue color. But eventually a midwife, Montague half, named Rufus, was anointed in the Dean as a man of straw. Being something Serapion and longevity, members of the sect began to mumble bruised succession to come. With this objective in forcing the dean Rufus to show their faces to enter contests very obscure. Serapion anyway controlled the Board, but we have to deal with the mess is the dean Rufus, so that the conspiracy academic failure, and Rufus manages to survive with the support of the University Youth Capulet (JUC), which President K in between emerges like a phoenix on Euthanasia. Looking for jelly sides met in the management of Serapion is a shortage of several clubs. Putting the thick case, complaints are filed and several people in the accounting area go to gayola. Serapion says that this is a ploy to discredit him and that in any case the staff has mocked his good faith, and then the trial is delayed when hell freezes over in the federal courts, which is given in the very Cisplatin. One year after the insurrection in Byzantium, bitter because he sees that the infant Sacrificial Serapion return in triumph, Rufus Dean just days before the election a traumatic statements to the press and TV, where the likeness of Pontaquarto confessed that the Euthanasia Faculty nestled a mafia, and that mafia appointed his own person, but more then repented, and now wants to ease their conscience. What to do? What is the rector's complicity in all this? At least, the guilt of letting go, but could be more wrongs via sect color purple party, which controls the rectory, and also many other positions in the ministry itself Cisplatina Eugenics. Finally, it is a long and sordid history, but it would fail to add to the account of other cases that are even more pathetic. What should be the body that could instruct complaints about this? The University trout was investigated years ago by a television program called Telenoche Research, with hidden cameras, on the faculty of the lawyers. But this research strategy now appears to be a suitable method to follow. Why not the National Prosecuting Authority for Administrative Investigations ", where one could investigate if the university has a weak management system, a rector who violates the regulations, some teachers who charge extra for things that are included in major dedications, etc, without anything or anyone to take the hint. The chancellor admitted to some opportunity, albeit in a low voice, he has a very complex balance of power, and can intervene very little in the faculties. For example, without a specific complaint contends that the Chancellor could not investigate the strong rumor circulating that may pay into the power of their own specialty, whose father confessed that his son came in this way? CONPRESI put it in the first report that the institution is more like a confederation of powers to a university. Go discover it, does not seem anything other universities in the country of the gang? "Since they look the organic mind here referred to as the CONPRESI and CONSUCA? Melquiades the boatman archivist
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